LOL! I speak both languages and my brain was NOT comprehending what was going on. SO MUCH OVERDRIVE/CONFUSION... scramble scramble.

Shit. I forgot he died =(!

Only 4 one-night stands? Shit..... and here I've lost count....

My mother was a colon/rectal nurse. This was our dinner table talk. NOTHING surprises me anymore...

I agree with this idea, to a point. Like, when Chik-fil-a came out all anti-gay I was like GOOD I WISH MORE CORPORATIONS WOULD MAKE IT OBVIOUS SO I WON'T GIVE THEM MY MONEY! But the downside is if hate is expressed it kinda pits people against people which can make for a pretty unstable society... kinda like congress.

He does realize homosexuality is no longer in the DSM.... Right? Ugh, as a mental health professional, his ethics make my stomach turn.

You, too. Internet hugs!

Ugh, I totally get the terminal illness thing... I used to pray for a car crash... the language of depression =(

Wow. This couple thoroughly impresses me. My reaction would have been to run out of the room yelling SNAKE but these sweet kids tried to help the poor thing. Good for them. But gosh... POOR SNAKE! Such sad. =(

Anyone ever fight between wanting to change your life and being one of those "inspirational stories" and wanting to curl up into a dark hole and just die? I'm leaning more towards the latter right now, which is a pretty shitty way to start the new year. I just saw Saving Mr. Banks and it made me really fucking sad.…

Haha!!! My first HS job was at Target. When I gave my two weeks (found a better paying job) my boss asked me, in complete seriousness and with a concerned look on her face, "are you moving to our competitors?" I had no idea what she was talking about and just muttered "no" until I had a little more time to think about…

I didn't even know about it til JUST NOW!

Great! Just one more thing to add to The List. THANKS A LOT! ;)

Who is that character and from what? I am assuming it is supposed to be a parody of The Scream by Edvard Munch:

Looks like they are at the lodge getting ready to go up... so Kanye is putting on his skis. I don't think Kayne actually thinks he can ski without his skis attached...

The other jokes were dumb. This one made me chuckle a bit but still def. wish it wasn't at the expense of a child.

Nailed it!

"This was a case of young dolphins purposely experimenting with something we know to be intoxicating"

Perfect.