Oh. I thought Jwoww was a dude. Reminds me when I moved back to the states and everyone was talking about Snooki and I was like, "WHAT'S A SNOOKI?"

Except the issue (in DFW) is that a lot of packages, ordered super early, are shown as having been delivered to the post office two weeks ago but neither the post office or the retailer knows where they are.

I'm not too into blondes, but if July showed up on my doorstep I wouldn't turn him away.

Arretes-toi avec ta grammaire française!

My mother was a colon-rectal nurse... this shit was our dinner table talk for YEARRRSSSSS

I like that relationship.

You can't turn on the radio?! What hellhole are you in?!?!

HE IS IN HIS 50s?! WHOA

Aye. So sorry for your losses. Many internet well wishes your way.

Exactly. Gets me every time. Just like freakin' Christmas does.

I am having a hard time even understanding what Black Twitter is...

Heh heh heh.

Man I read Krampus as Grampus- which is what we called our great grandfather, who def was deserving of morbid gifts. Bother had a old school wooden leg that scared the bejeezus out of me when I was a tot.

What I want to know, too.

UGH I had a J Crew coat similar to this (emerald green and slightly different cut) and I MISS THE SHIT OUT OF IT! When I moved back from France I shipped a few boxes ahead of me, one box with this coat and a really nice leather jacket I bought over there... THE DAMNED BOX NEVER ARRIVED. I have ebay searched and…

As a social worker who's first job was at a food pantry... I get this frustration... so hard.

My HS job was at IHOP and also one of my saddest moments as a human being... we kept our own registers, and when someone just left money on the table and left I would then go ring them up as seniors for the BOGO and pocket the rest... I feel ashamed thinking about it =(

Reminds me of one of the very early episodes of This American Life about people we had no idea were Canadian... except more eerie.

Hah! Tell that to Dallas yesterday! We had a huge ice storm (icemageddon!) hit Friday and the roads were impassable until Monday, but schools were still closed yesterday... everyone had cabin fever (myself included) and we ALL decided to go to the mall... OMG IT WAS HORRIBLE

Not just "our culture".... most cultures... from long ago til now... see: death and the maiden