Oh yeah.... that part.

Yes. Also, I will buy these jeans.

So, like, how do I convince the company that I had a baby so I can get 4 months off and 4,000 dollars and go travel on it? Like- do they sell different size preggers bellies I can put on and just slowly amp it up? I need to know this.

Getting a group of hundreds of people to do ANYTHING in 90 seconds is flippin' amazing.

Girl- I don't know how you did it. I went on my first cruise this past spring break and was so impressed by the staff. How do you hold a smile for that long? HOW ARE YOU NICE DURING THAT WHOLE LONG ASS SHIFT, DO IT FOR A WEEK AND START ALL OVER AGAIN RIGHT AWAY, AND DO THIS FOR MONTHS? Takes a special gal. Wowza.

Yeah- I think private school and an intensive outpatient program would be more helpful. I don't know... I know when I attempted suicide if afterwards my family decided to turn my whole life upside down and send me away somewhere I would have been very, very, very angry. Of course, though, different strokes.

My dad's imaginary girlfriend Heather Locklear wore a bikini.

Yes, I agree. Also, I teach psychoeducation classes and communication is always on the curriculum. I've ended up adding talking about text messages and facebook messages to it, because without hearing tonal inflection so much can be misconstrued.

I was not facebook friends with my last ex (lasted over a year). BEST THING I EVER DID!

I've def had my A/C go out during the summer months... I slept under the fan with a wet towel over me. GOTTA IMPROVISE!

Well as they say, literature is the ultimate reminder of mortality.

To me, this is one of the most horrible parts of the divorce statement:

I KNOW! BEST PART!

I started an MLIS. If you are okay with computer science, go for it. If you are there because you love to read... sorry, not the place for you (or at least was not for me). I ended up going for my MSSW. (Odd switch, I know.)

Yes to the heels thing! I, too, am 5' 9'' and I like me some heels.

The whole score is actually only 6 minutes.

Grrl, if you figure it out let me know. I hate breaching this subject with people- especially new people, where the immediate thing is "we should go get drinks some time!"

This... it gets to me every time. Maybe because Hud holds a special (albeit sad) place in my heart.

I kinda wanna go back and watch one of his movies now.... I loved them when I was in middle school... I am sure I won't feel that way now... but ya never know!

Only relevant because SQUEE, but just found this yesterday and... SQUEE!