Phil Dunphy

yes but that would look poor

I’m assuming there was a bungie, or a inflated landing pad...

he devised an experiment where volunteers jumped off a 150-foot platform

Yeah, watching Bethesda murder the Fallout IP breaks my heart.  

The only valid question at this point is why is anyone who doesn’t hate themselves still playing Fallout 76? I was like the biggest fallout fanboy ever (and honestly I’m probably still enough of one that I’ll buy the overpriced collector’s edition of the next game to come out) but I just look at this and every bone in…

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

This is how I imagine their wedding:

To be honest, I have yet to see a fried egg recipe that outpaces a simple, fried egg.  Some bacon grease or butter, the egg, a bit of salt, and maybe pepper if the mood strikes, and it’s still the best egg for my palette.

Scotch tape, nose grease, chicken fat, lip balm, 55 gallon drum of lube.

Stop having heroes

The chances of his reputation getting ruined over this whole debacle is astronomical.

Lol. Or the pilot-light.

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

IIRC, but the name “dark n’ stormy” is actually trademarked by Gosling. Unless it’s made with Gosling’s Black Seal Rum, it’s illegal!! 

What do you call a person who justifies his racism with others’ racism?

You win the internet for 3/30/2018. Your plaque will be delivered next week.

Foster had seven stops and one H&R Block.