Aw, Jesus would be SO proud of Yeezus.

“I wish someone had told me what a grind it was”

Aw, grandson of MAGA lawmaker...

Why did those white women still vote red?

I would have cropped all them Trump-spawn out of the picture.

“airports...are allowing people without tickets past security checkpoints.”

No doubt, the show will be funnier with Dave and without the SNL writers (judging by the last, uhm... 3000 shows).

“I really screwed up. It’s ALL my fault. Anyhoo, you’re all fired.”

Hey Old Brandon! Thanks for coming along. You didn’t really need to announce yourself though. We could smell the MAGA get here ahead of you. It’s quite a stench.

You could have stopped at “he looks exactly like that old wet.”

or copper tubing off your a/c unit.

And seen the “mushroom.” Not the nuclear one.

I’m itching to know more!

Woah! Who shit on Kid Rock’s face? He looks like a melted Halloween mask.

“Zuckerberg Firing 11,000 After Company Spends $15B On Metaverse”

Well, just as long as my subscription money goes to pay actors to do nothing, I’m good.

I didn’t really need to read the article to uncover the name of this so-called hated beer.

An actor can’t just blame bad movies. Part of being a great actor, along with actually being a great actor, is in making great role/movie choices. Until she learns to do that, she’ll never belong in the prestigious “Great Actors Club.”

You just named everything that uses electricity in a home.  You're a fucking fountain of information.  I only wish I could get back the energy I wasted reading this crap.

Honestly, I’m surprised they’re not going with a non-binary, non-white for the next Geralt... I mean non-Geralt.