They blocked attempts to cancel her because she hasn’t pooped in their beds... yet.

Oh good. There’s a place for all of us to enjoy a variety of comedy styles then. Not just the ones you approve of. But please, tell us more about what’s funny and what’s not funny, Miss Comedy Police.

If a comedian isn’t offending someone somewhere, he’s doing it wrong.

Welp, I’ve got several rolls of TP and the toilet all to myself. There is NO way I’m throwing away a brand new jar of JIF peanut butter.

People should retire wherever the fuck they want to retire. If they wanna spend their golden years and savings on a floating Petri dish, they should.

 I thought the brothers became sisters. Must be thinking of another sibling directing team. And what’s the plural of “they,” by the way?

I LOVE Dave Chapelle. He’s awesome. “Late-era comedy”  Shut the fuck up, snowflake.

The Chief of Infectious Disease, at the hospital in which I work, refers to cruise ships as floating Petri dishes. I’ll take his word for it.

What a rollercoaster life for Dave Grohl. So much tragedy and success all wrapped up into the same big ball.

Streamed on Twitch... good luck with that Elon. Don’t wanna censor your right-wing brothers and sisters. Gotta let that hate-flag fly free!

Can’t imagine a used car company that sells cars out of a vending machine having financial trouble....

Britney’s more nuts than a Payday candy bar, but it’s her life, her money and people need to leave her the fuck alone, especially her greedy bastard father.

She’s dating a non-binary. So she came out as what?

Pish posh. I have another private plane awaiting me when I land.

I work in a hospital, where doctors routinely yell and berate nurses, with feckless “reprimands” being the only consequence to such behavior.

“We must discuss Pete Davidson’s spray tan”

Sex is not scary or bad or shameful. Religion is.

Who could have seen this coming?

Spoken like someone who thinks I give a fuck about their opinion.

Ah, the immense irony of the lead actor of The Handmaid’s Tale being a Scientologist.