Oh, I thought he had the actual manual for the Aerostar- like a Chilton’s guide or something. And that’s probably about as hard to come by as an Aerostar with a stick.

Exactly. The word “donating” is used VERY loosely! lol

We watched bad movies (VHS tapes on an old CRT television hanging crookedly from the wall, and usually the same ones for a few weeks. :)

Donating plasma got me through my first year of nursing school. And I had the Hep antibodies so they paid me more. My girlfriend (also a nursing student) and I went, at least, once a week.

Eventually- “Former beauty-queen lobster put to the knife for potentially being too delicious.”

Exactly. Never give a smart-ass troll and opportunity to comment.

You can virtually see the “MAGA” bumper stick on the back of the truck.

Wow, talk about a race to the bottom. And let’s not forget the viewers of this trash too.

I always try to find a way to be grateful for everything. This experience is one more example and reason why I am grateful for Donald Trump.

Easiest way to keep your garlic from sprouting?

“What’s wrong here?”

I’ve been using this “trick” to much success for years. To me, it just smells like a bag of salt and vinegar chips. You get used to it. And once the boiling is stopped, the vinegar odor dissipates quickly. 

Anyone who lives in a location with hard water, owns vinegar.

This ignorant Trump-supporting MAGA ass is complaining about tyranny?

At least someone found a way to use the Oscars for something useful.

You left out “nightcap.”

You just can’t make this shit up. America is truly stranger than fiction.

Lot’s of small-penised men have difficulty acknowledging women in leadership and positions of power.

Uses for rotten wood. Good to know, now that the price of “new” wood is rotten.

“Those Who Wish Me Dead”