Kristin had already forbid it.

In the way that a burning building is fun to watch, but I generally prefer not to be watching from inside the building.

Trick question. The correct answer is:

Obsolutely.

Ooo, way harsh, Tai.

This is a disgrace. A bunch of sweaty, jacked-up men running around Vegas, rippling muscles barely contained by their tight uniforms?

I’d probably do the same thing.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

LC could also be short for something else...

Help an Old out. I tried Googling Beyonce’s Formation video after the SuperBowl, which I didn’t watch, and all I found were videos talking about it, or showing the lyrics, but not the actual video. Has the official video been released or should I just look for the SuperBowl performance on YouTube?

climate change won’t go into the wrong bathroom.

Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

It’s hard out here for a pimple.

Zero fucks Obama is the best Obama.

Wow it’s so interesting that you do coke. I’d love to hear more about the coke you do, and how much more fun you have when you’re doing coke with your friends, who also do coke, and haha you’re so bad. You’re bad! Oh you.

FTFY

Hm okay. I’m coming up with a theory. Ladies sit. Guys stand. Almost no exceptions. Explanations are as follows:

Johnny makes me nuts and I vacillate on Morgan. I’m hoping Hasslehoff’s daughter is missing from the MAY PREMIER.

“Is there a bigger deadbeat/absent mom in Hollywood than Kate Hudson?”