clean up in aisle panties, am i right?

And for balance:

He laid that one on a fucking tee...

The ponies are on horse

BIG ASS sunglasses on the whole time. But they’re both about 4 feet tall and adorable in that way. Good as gold, even.

Everyone including Lisa’s swans.

I love that I read that in his voice

Pulling off this bicycle kick,

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

who?

INT: Courtroom
VOICEOVER: She did it as a governor. She did it on the campaign trail. Now she does it as a judge. She’s Sarah Palin, and it’s time once again for her to...

My vote is for “The Half-Terminator”

When that one producer was like, “before meeting Jax, I assumed I could tell when someone was lying to me,” I was CHILLED.

aww where has Hunter been? they haven’t been back since they left.

Tomas! I missed him.

It’s Kristin, not “Kristen”.

Day 501:

Did Allie take the pic with her? I know you meant to use this picture. So here it is.

Your mom is such a big (deal) that she had to register with the USGS everytime she moves (because she works there as a seismologist and you should always have your current address on file.)

*Kristin