This just keeps getting better and better. When is the next installment?

me during these updates instead of a popcorn gif

Can I just say how much I appreciate that you’re covering this story? I just love it so much.

They should get Trump as their spokesperson

I miss when you had to draw your sex organ and mail it across the country in the hopes that the horse drawn carriage pulling your mail across the rugged, undeveloped landscape becomes waylaid by a pack of female bandits who seize the mail, find your hand drawn sex organ, and eventually track you down because, my man,…

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Good thing he didn’t say that, then.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

The best answer though I believe is dried onion soup mix.

Right? Look at that lil dude!

thats what i came to say lol

That is one freaking cute kid.

can’t wait for the breitbart breaking news post exposing hillary as a ginormous

I want to know how the conversation went down when you guys asked people to participate in this.

uhhh no, ruby, it’s never okay to throw things at a person. if you were so offended by his jokes (and i’m sober too, i know it’s important, but really there is nothing someone can say that is so horrific about it) you get up and leave. miss me with this BS excuse

Nothing about Tom Cruise surprises me. I mean, look what he did to Oprah:

Ha - that’s who I immediately thought of as well.

Are we supposed to guess? I say Meg Ryan, Dennis Quaid and Kimberly Quaid, nee Buffington.

Dennis and Meg, right?

Kodak could totally use this exposure in the press. Even if it's negative.