I have only ever used bar soap (currently Cetaphil, if you must know), and I don’t think I’ve ever had even a single hair cling to it. How the fuck does this happen?

I use washclothes like mini-towels. But never for their intended purpose. I find them so awkward.

You look so grey. I look so grey. The Gawker commenter diaspora is making everything wonky.

Thanks! I sort of knew that. “Wyf” is where we get wife from, I presume.

What about man and woman?

I guess Pence has nothing to lose by getting his haircut in Norristown, PA.

There will also have to be a Mexican restaurant, so that Pres. Trump can continue showing the hispanics how much he loves them by eating those burrito bowls.

I know how he feels.

I’ve never had a coffee crisp. I’m not from Canadia.

I’m a Bills fan.

Is KFC sponsoring this election?

I wouldn’t mind this one bit.

The belts are an especially nice touch.

It’s nearly impossible to tell the real ones from the fake ones, as the real ones are equally preposterous.

Prince Harry is an adorable redhead.

I have never watched Titanic. Yay me!

I’m not over it. And it’s been around 3 years.

I still mourn the loss of my Blackberry.

Me too! And they are so young and cute in it!

WTF?