Kodiak, Anchorage and Fairbanks. Yeah, a little.

“But, like, I couldn’t say no!! They were fucking challengeing me. ME. Theh were challenging ME,”

Little side note about telephone technology here. I don’t know if it’s still the case but for years when I worked on cleaning up 911 calls for the police if you called on a land line it started recording your voice BEFORE THEY ANSWERED. The moment you got through to the number, you were connected, just not…

Professional sound guy here with a style correction. My job doesn’t include “micing” anything up because most people people hate being surprised by free-running vermin. If “miced” up the Kardashian / West folks then I would also be certain to be “miking” up their voices to hear their startled and child-like screams.

Why simulate it?

The ad rates for the shows Donald watches have skyrocketed because the corporations are now trying to connect with him directly. Without question it’s a direct channel to his eyeballs.

You seem jumpy.

They also don’t want you to discover, four years later, that your baby was mixed up with one in an adjacent crib.

Or a sudden freeway SpaceX landing?

How about threats from above? The Chicken Little option?

1. Consider how underfunded NASA is.
2. Consider how much money would pour into NASA if there was proof.
3. See #1

Jeff Bridges says to his partner before filming those scenes, “I apologize if I get an erection and I apologize if I don’t.”

Not trying to be humorous over a gruesome story, but is that the Wilhelm Scream @ :49?

He will make you eat Ramen so he can shit in a golden toilet.

What’s that hideous noise that’s going on while he’s flying?

What does the Anthem actually have to do with sporting events? The fucking NFL charges the armed services for on-field promotion, they’re not exactly a blameless bastion of patriotism. They also didn’t pay taxes for seventy years, so they didn’t exactly support the troops themselves, did they?

When used as designed, spoons don’t destroy whet they’re pointed at when the spooner is panicking.

They should take into account the heights / arm lengths of the swimmers because at maximum arm stretch on of the blocks in the backstroke there may be a difference 3-4 inches. Uneven start if there ever was.

That would be Adolphin.