I don’t get how the Dave/Drew thing is a burn

That paragraph is just gold.

DREW MAGHAZI!!!11!1!!

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

So I will break it down in a top ten as I normally do on areas I would like to assert my opinion and clearly superior writing and intelligence skills as compared to this Dave Magary who I hope is make believe as I would push him over in his chair immediately to assert my dominance and supremacy like a lion does in the…

She brings up some very valid points. I mean, how do we know Drew’s name isn’t actually Dave and/or Charlie? WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?!

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

“pissed off Iowans”

For a nativist rant this was pretty sloppy and unfocused. Clearly he needs a better offensive coordinator.

Let’s face it, no one’s going to be more in favor of putting walls up than John Harbaugh. Just look at how he handles every single interpersonal relationship he has.

I would agree with everything Kweli said, if they were disrupting every other candidate too. Or even most other candidates. Hell, SOME other candidates.

Shame on your whole town for victimizing the victims and silencing the voiceless, instead of showing love and support to those young girls when they needed it the most . This happens far too often, whether it’s 1991 or 2015, and it needs to stop. Good for you for coming to terms and speaking out. That takes strength…

Good point. Not all is lost!

I assure you, if I could issue orders to my people, “try to read with an open mind” would be way up the list.

And deny people the glorious view of my gyrating ass? Sir, that is a request I cannot cotton to.

I assure you, if I could issue orders to my people, “try to read with an open mind” would be way up the list.

“ I’m also pretty sure as a thirty-eight year-old white guy, I can’t possibly understand all the angles from which your viewpoint is informed, so in general I try to just read with an open mind.”

I think if a man did the same thing as in the above GIF, we’d hear quite a bit about it. That man would most likely be Javale McGee.