If it makes you feel better, at least we found the worst commenter ever.

Any old hat is fine by me, as long as it is made by New Era™, the officially licensed baseball cap provider to Major League Baseball™.

Whatever they want.

Blank caps look weird.

Blank hats just make players look like they are in a low budget commercial.

A largely pointless digression I will never tire of debating: which caps should baseball hall-of-famers wear on their plaques?

They plan to limit the village to 55+ though, which explains why it's a two-bedroom apartment.

1980's Axl Rose?

Well, the report says she's 33, so under the circumstances, I'd say picture a fairly haggard looking woman of about 55.

Must. Find. Mugshot.

After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

Grandma Ma

Back before my face and body submitted to gravity, I spent two years shaking my ass at a relatively 'classy' chain in the south. We had to wear gowns on the floor while cruisin' for customers, and if some of the more *assertive* ladies happened to catch anyone giving extras in the VIP, they would get the shit kicked…

TWIST

HI EVERYONE I was a guest at this very party. Pretty much all of your horrified fantasies of us all arriving as a nervous giggly unexpected mob of 60 stingy assholes who only brought $40 each/did not tip/generally behaved in an obnoxious and disrespectful way are false.

I'll pass these along. Am VERY partial to "suggestive motionologist"

"seasoned clothing-optional gyration specialist." Nicely done Anna. I have a few ideas

$40 bucks is her advised amount? I guess her friends are leaving after an hour.

I got some good-ass friends, and friends with good asses, and sometimes both (see what I did there)

"need you home a sap"