I think it’s like what happens when they’re Bar-Mitzah-ed...?

True that. At my high school the nerdiest kids got laid the most ‘cause they all screwed each other. If we’d had a Trench Coat Mafia they would’ve all had trench-coated girls on their arms.

Ummmmmm I looooove your Maid Marian avatar!!! Best. Disney. Ever.