Or you could just buy them in bulk. I don't f*** around...

The $79 "Battery Replacement" is really a full unit swap, so it's not a bad option.

As a former Genius at an Apple Store, this isn't news to me, but a few little known facts that ya'll might appreciate:

Maybe I'm underestimating their computer simulations, but this just seem a bit premature. I thought this was satire at first.

This is the car equivalent of fake boobs: great on the senses but any enthusiast will want the real thing. They've talked about doing this with electric cars in the past (also a ridiculous idea). Personally, I refuse to buy any car that makes fake engine noises.

Does this mean that I can use jailbreak-only tethering on my iPhone and not get harassed by AT&T?

It's the most ballin' thing you can do with your food.

@WUSS: Backlighting monitors can relieve stress on the eyes when in a dark room.

I am a genius at an apple store genius bar. The only method that works every time is the same as the last, but specifically uses a DFU restore instead of a recovery restore or a regular restore. Setting up as new (no backup) is a given.

I am a genius at an apple store genius bar. The only method that works every time is the same as the last, but specifically uses a DFU restore instead of a recovery restore or a regular restore. Setting up as new (no backup) is a given.