I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

It’s amazing that even while being Univisioned y’all can produce incredible work like this. Thank you.

It’s 2018... If you are a college professor or administrator, keep your partying a hundred miles away from your employees or students. It’s not rocket surgery man.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

At first I was appalled at the tendency of MLS teams to ape European naming conventions (DC United, Real Salt Lake, etc.), then I was amused, and now I fervently pray that the expansion club run by Precourt will be called “PSV Austin”.

I mean, after the match, people were literally calling her THE MOST CLASSY ATHLETE OF ALL TIME. After throwing a tantrum at the ref and calling him a thief because he correctly penalized her. What fucking planet are we all living on? I mean, sure, she has been unfairly criticized, but is the way to solve that just…

It’s a point we all should bear in mind, but it’s harder to make when her adversary is not a white ponytailed American favourite, and when this happened in a match that she was already clearly losing. If she’d suffered an injustice, say, against Maria Sharapova in a tournament held in St. Petersburg, in a match in…

She’s a once-in-a-lifetime talent, like Wayne Gretzky or Michael Jordan, but she also goes wildly off the rails sometimes.  There was a documentary on her that I watched, that showed in equal parts her good/great sides and her giant downsides.  The part where she explained her threatening that poor lineswoman with an…

I may not have hit the nail on the head with my word choice here, I’ll admit, but I don’t think the article is balanced, it’s a puff job of Serena.  She lost 6-2, 6-4, and this controversy happened in the second set.  Wouldn’t it be more fair to say that Serena wasn’t feeling it today, wasn’t having her best match,…

She’s one of the most unfairly criticized, and mistreated athletes in her profession. What you call “worship” others call balancing the scale to the poor treatment she often receives

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

Kate Upton is no longer available to assist a struggling formerly great pitcher re-find his stuff.

The fact that he has only 168 career wins is all the evidence I need to tell me that the Mariners should be contracted.

Are we sure it wasn’t ironic racism?

Papa John’s, Official Pizza of the Portland Timbers

Wait a sec, a player, representing one of the state’s two professional teams, in a state literally founded on white supremacy, in a country also founded on white supremacy, had the gall to be racist?

Well, I do declare. /s

I owe all the MLS fans an apology. You claimed MLS was just the same as a lot of European leagues and I didn’t believe you.

Shouldn’t the Marlins play ‘God Save the Queen’ instead of the National Anthem before every game?

You’d think with all of the unspoken rules in baseball, surely one would be ‘you should have your corporate headquarters in the municipality that you’ve cheated out of resources for years and years.’

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.