"Yup...these are my overlords."

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

I can remember when guys like Peter King and Rick Reilly were revered.

For the record, him not favoriting your Tweets doesn't count.

What interactions have you had with him?

Naked?

Who the hell would bait clicks by writing about MLS?

At a computer?

Rarely?

This may be just me, but I wouldn't call attention to being cut from the Bucs.

Maybe it is to symbolize the hole in Don Garber's heart, that the New York Red Bulls don't win the MLS Cup every year?

Maybe it is to symbolize the half empty stadiums the league is known for?

Maybe the logo is actually unfinished, and they will just make it up as they go along?

Following the lead of the NFL, the MLS will now also pretend to care about women and domestic violence.

"The three stars represent the Galaxy, the Sounders, and NYCFC: the three teams for whom we go out of our way to break our own rules."

This guy has some fucking nerve. THIS is the by-product of the bling-bling, hip-hop culture that has come to define our society. Now, if this guy were a hockey player, he would've finis...oh, good god, we're all doomed.

Hermann went on to say that "those slapping sounds you hear are us disciplining our fans."

Remember when fans of Gus Johnson, at the time he was THE peoples guy for March Madness, clamored for him to call every sport?

Hasn't it long been said that Atlanta is where most athletes have their mistresses live? It doesn't surprise me that most athletes don't want to bring their families here. When I lived in Buckhead years back I ran into a few girls while working at a Midtown bar that talked about the athletes they've hooked up with. …

Instead, he's decided to quit football and focus on soccer in hopes of maybe being the next Jozy Altidore.