My first thought was how the quality of games would decline. The league's first thought is $$$$$$$$$$$$.

As the old saying goes: What happens in Vegas, ruins any last hopes of professional hockey remaining viable.

I'm not one of the "promotion/relegation/single table or bust" folks and am fine with franchises/divisions, but to me, single entity and parity are like setting up a baseball league with 48 games. It just doesn't really seem to jive with how the sport has evolved.

Not that it's that bad of a thing, considering there's…

Episodes like this, among other things, are why I ignore the MLS diehards who tell me I'm a shit American soccer fan because I love a Prem team and don't actively support my local club.

That's why I watch the EPL.

Man, what happened to the good old days when people would just sent text messages of dick pics to other people?

In an effort to show that this was all fun and games, the LMA has sidestepped any misunderstanding by adding an O to their name.

I believe that head trauma is the only confirmed potential cause of ALS.

I wrote my Master's thesis on sports such as boxing, football, and hockey potentially leading to neurodegenerative conditions later in life...all it takes is one or two hits to the head and it could set you down that path. Scary stuff. That's why I choose to remain a lazy, fat piece of shit.

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

My favorite part is that this project (which is great) has fewer rules than Gawker's how-to-comment-screed.

Could he be on to something? Let me explain...if you rearrange the letters in "Ryan Leaf", you end up with "Aryan Elf". Aryan, by definition (according to the scientific and linguistic journal of wikipedia) is "A member of an (alleged) master race comprised of non-Jewish Caucasians". As we all know, the Browns' mascot…

Guy: [Pushes] Unngh. UNNGH. It's no use.
Sister: Just push it up a little. It has to go up.
Guy: I tried that. [Pushes up] See? Nothing.
Sister: Did you try jiggling it and pushing up?
Guy: What's that supposed to do? No, it's not going to go that way.
Sister: [Stares; turns head 45 degrees left; stares again]
Guy: [Pushes…

Nice goal....not even close to the Chelsea goal.

Because they have probably never done that before?

Oh sure. Chelsea does it, and it's amazing. Andy Reid does it when he has a 28-point lead, and it's bad coaching.

You call him an Idiot, but he was immediately signed by DC United after the game.

my best friend's sister-in-law makes $77 /hour selling cocaine to Ryan Malone. She has been unemployed for 6 months but last month her income was $20874 just selling bags of cocaine to a semi-conscious amnesiac Ryan Malone every day

"And he said he was just shocked."