Luckily, Fox Sports already has another in-house replacement:

Explains Merril Hoge's on-air persona, really.

Hey now. If he develops into an MLS star, then he'll be making enough money to afford a studio apartment, and maybe even a used car!

The man who says "there are players who did worse than [Rice] did" will presumably not be trading in his.

The segment edited out the part where the same guy claimed he had the biggest collection of Ray Lewis jerseys in the world.

Good chance September 30 could be a public holiday in Hillsborough County, Florida if this passes.

Meh, this is only worthy of a two-match ban, at most.

What if I told you that a baseball team could literally nose dive? ESPN 30 for 30 presents, Off the Deep End: The story of the 2014 Texas Rangers.

Find it hard to believe as an Orlando resident that this is Fins territory. This town tends to cheer for whoever won the Super Bowl most recently.

The Jaguars actually won a county?

Vito gets my vote based on this alone:

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

Julian Green doesn't deserve to be mentioned alongside Falcao and Chicharito? Cmon Deadspin, your Eurosnobbery is becoming more ridiculous by the day. What's next, Landon Donovan wasn't on the same level as Pele?

Best glands in baseball.

To be fair Barry, 17 years is well in excess of a century in terms of dog years.

/cums

- Don Garber

Even more anti-MLS Eurosnobbery from Deadspin. Next you'll be saying that non-superstar players should be getting a living wage!

What about for 2014?

Disgusting Euro snobbery from Deadspin. Why don't we ever see you posting videos of Columbus Crew players stringing five passes together???

Greg Schiano just needed a few more years to show what he could do.