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New York City Football Club of Westchester County doesn't roll off the tongue at all.

What's Steve McClaren up to these days?

I mean yeah, I definitely get why people would make that assumption. On the other hand, that's way too simplistic a view for me. To wit, MLS Miami would be a runaway hit if we applied that view to that market.

MLS will eventually balloon into a 30-franchise monolith, because all the cool kids on the pro sports block have already done it.

We're still on this "All Hispanics are soccer fans so they'll support the MLS" thing?

I hear Isiah Thomas is still looking for a new gig.

RT @SI_PeterKing That same runner also once walked into the Heaven's Gate compound nearby. He said the experience took his breath away.

I thought it was an impressive piece of writing myself, if only because the author managed to fit about 500 euphemisms for "white people" into a single trend piece.

Pictured: A troubled young man acting out in an attempt to gain everyone's attention

What a selfish move. He should have just let Durant do it instead.

Guess it could've been worse. He could have referred to his motion as a "Jap Throw."

You guys missed this gem: https://twitter.com/DanGnajerle/st…

"Lassana" and "Diarra" both have three syllables. You know what else has three syllables? "Jihadist."

RT @darrenrovell: #CancelRovell accounted for 0.00581% of all tweets in the last 24 hours. So much for Twitter activism.

Hand down, Erman down.

Mes que un flub

Maybe the USMNT will reintroduce the sash in their future jerseys...