Why the fuck not?

I think of the Nexus Q and it makes me sad :( It's like that puppy that only the little brother wanted and nobody else wanted because they all knew it wouldn't be a good idea because they live in a small apartment and the little brother ended up starting a meth lab.

Mine is that I won't start playing Suikoden II

My ears bleed.

I plan on graduating from school this year and going to England.

It winds up like a clock and returning to its original position, the outside moves.

When it comes to cash or gift cards as gifts, I prefer cash a thousand times. A gift card has the same value but forces you to either use it to buy something at its specific store or not use it at all while cash allows you the liberty to buy anything of equal or less value than the cash that you were gifted. Also I…

Have the guy infront of you texting his friends what he wants on his dumbphone. Now, I'm not criticizing the fact that he had a dumbphone, I'm criticizing the fact that it takes forever to text on one.

Phosphorescent laboratory mouse rap: Nope.

Ending of the video: Perfect.

Nope, regular.

Hehe, I'm sixteen :P

Greetings from the future, we're still alive.

I recently had a small injury on my upper lip, It's already closed up but I'm afraid to shave on that spot now. It was a cut that went all the way through that happened three weeks ago. Is it safe to shave over it? Should I be extra careful or something?

Tomorrow is the day the universe will segfault.

Can't you bring up the task manager with ctrl+shift+esc?

You sir, are mean.

It's so that we can't download the mouse from a torrent.

I will name it Sandy.

He's a jerk, don't worry about it.