I love GIR.

I will cut you with my hard drive!

Any extension that hides things like what GeorgeMarley said?

The link is broken and I was joking :p

I would much rather not have that in my google search history

*History channel "aliens" guy saying "fanboys"*

I love how poorly worded that last part is.

Because he's in Nigeria.

So you, who is making a largely unfair generalization, is not a douchebag.

I honestly don't understand why everyone perceives things that I say as sarcasm on the Internet, I wasn't being sarcastic. I actually do have a space for the tower in my desk and I actually do enjoy using that space for the tower. I do not want to buy a new desk to get a new computer since I enjoy my desk and I enjoy…

I love the virtual machines part.

I name them after trees, I have three computers, my desktop named Oak, Lenovo Thinkpad named Pine and HP Pavilion named Acacea.

I want sea otters!

I would be laughing >.>

There are two directions where the next world war will be able to go:

Undo.

Was the face of horror or hardly contained laughter?

Don't breath this.

That should be illegal, it's just so freaking annoying.

When you want to download something but there are 50 links that say download on them and 49 of them are just disguised ads.