Have the guy infront of you texting his friends what he wants on his dumbphone. Now, I'm not criticizing the fact that he had a dumbphone, I'm criticizing the fact that it takes forever to text on one.

Phosphorescent laboratory mouse rap: Nope.

Ending of the video: Perfect.

Nope, regular.

Hehe, I'm sixteen :P

Greetings from the future, we're still alive.

I recently had a small injury on my upper lip, It's already closed up but I'm afraid to shave on that spot now. It was a cut that went all the way through that happened three weeks ago. Is it safe to shave over it? Should I be extra careful or something?

Tomorrow is the day the universe will segfault.

Can't you bring up the task manager with ctrl+shift+esc?

You sir, are mean.

It's so that we can't download the mouse from a torrent.

I will name it Sandy.

He's a jerk, don't worry about it.

I love GIR.

I will cut you with my hard drive!

Any extension that hides things like what GeorgeMarley said?

The link is broken and I was joking :p

I would much rather not have that in my google search history

*History channel "aliens" guy saying "fanboys"*

I love how poorly worded that last part is.