Because he's in Nigeria.

So you, who is making a largely unfair generalization, is not a douchebag.

I honestly don't understand why everyone perceives things that I say as sarcasm on the Internet, I wasn't being sarcastic. I actually do have a space for the tower in my desk and I actually do enjoy using that space for the tower. I do not want to buy a new desk to get a new computer since I enjoy my desk and I enjoy…

I love the virtual machines part.

I name them after trees, I have three computers, my desktop named Oak, Lenovo Thinkpad named Pine and HP Pavilion named Acacea.

I want sea otters!

I would be laughing >.>

There are two directions where the next world war will be able to go:

Undo.

Was the face of horror or hardly contained laughter?

Don't breath this.

That should be illegal, it's just so freaking annoying.

When you want to download something but there are 50 links that say download on them and 49 of them are just disguised ads.

My desk has a part that is dedicated to the tower. This wasn't something I did, this was by design.

Not really, still haven't replaced mine.

And they probably could have kept the previous form-factor and given it better hardware at the same price.

Yeah, that's another thing. It just looks too fragile and even though it's lighter, it's still sort of heavy. I don't like mixing fragile with heavy because that is a pretty scary combination, it's the kind of combination that makes you afraid to pick something up because its own weight might damage it (I know this…

Well, there are widgets that you can customize according to how you see fit and as for the launcher, Nova or Apex seem to be the more popular. It is also a good idea to get a nice wallpaper for it.

Most people don't have that privilege.

Absolutely no space is being saved though. The screen never took up any space, it's the stand you should be worrying about.