I wonder how many Mac users say the same thing about Windows...

This is simply amazing, needs Windows support because I don't have Mac but still, simply amazing.

Damn, my birthday is the 11th. Shitty way to say happy birthday, thanks a lot ISPs.

Well, I decided that I want to learn Java. I have Eclipse IDE set up and ready on my computer and already wrote my first Java "Hello World!", what good websites teach Java and cost somewhere between zero and zero dollars?

I would really prefer not to defecate within my trousers regardless of the situation.

And then they turn off their computers with the power button.

No, your sins in the online world are forever visible for anyone who searches for them, it is the offline sins that we can and must hide.

Suddenly I was hit by dementia and started laughing in my classroom for no reason, what do I do?

I have a Jailbroken iPad 2 with some nice payed apps like iMovie, the awesomeness abounds and all that publicitary lies... Anyone want to trade?

I will have to keep that name in mine whenever I happen to go adopt a dog.

TheStaplingBattery0f73hHor53 seemed like a not bad one.

Hey Dachis, I did as you said and let my desktop play but as it turns out, it just rained and my desktop is ruined. You owe me a new one.

Damn it Slopos.... (steals the wallet)

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Or, dodge the arrow like he did, grab said arrow and begin impaling said arrow into her arms and legs, then you must retrieve the bow, thus rendering her unarmed. After that you kill her.

I like pineapples.

How do you use questions to replay questions?

Anyone else thinking about Bug's Life?

Awesome is you.

You lied, this doesn't work just like in movies, it actually works.