Sorry, I was like, 8 years old.

I know I think I know you.

How in the world did they get the horse in there?

Which means that I did it right.

Absolutely ridiculous, ADS doesn't spin you around in circles and does not go BEEEP when you're done.

Are they registered sex offenders?

It seems like it could blend quite well with the desk.

Who's fault is it that your butt is paradox shaped?

Glad to see that they are earning some cash somehow.

Hey, I'm selling a lung for the new iPad, it's for a good cause because it's an iPad.

Except that now, it looks like a video game store.

TV, iPad, alarm clock.

I thought the Android Market was going to be Google Play, is everything I know a lie?!

And most smart thieves wouldn't bother with an iDevice.

I was original before bacon.

I would need to get inside the Dodge Challenger to freak.

I wouldn't trust anything with Challenger in its name.

Nobody is original, not even this post.

I'm not talking.

Which is why the first smart thing one can do after stealing an iOS device is restore it.