Meanwhile in a parallel universe...

Unfortunately, only the original Be Original desktop will be original because all the other Be Original desktops will be copying the original... I like the word original.

Yes.

I still enjoy the local backups that my computer keeps... Oh, and music syncing.

TOMNIRHD 4G for short.

A Fox News editor's brain.

I counter your tumbleweed with a desert.

I can't help but think that I want to call the shutdown icon "Kill it with fire"

Good question, let me answer that with a cricket. *chirp chirp chirp*

Hold on, my glasses just got cancer.

I wouldn't mind an iPod touché, my best zingers always seem to be when nobody's around.

Wait... Mat's wearing someone?

Too old and yet, too young to be sold to collectors for enormous amounts. Wait 20 years and sell it at a much higher price... That's how it works, right?

I have never seen this on Mythbusters.

I think I have already seen this tip here... Or was it on Giz? I don't remember anymore.

"Turn left in 30 meters."

And what if Apple decided that we would be better off with the home button in landscape mode?

Buy ALL THE SONGS!

Dangit, I guess I'll have to try with 36.

Aww, where's the fun if I can't even legally reach 37? 37 is a fun number :(