If I have a strange affinity towards knives, is it ok if (with the appropriate law of course) I stab a trespasser 37 times in the chest?

What would be a good way to get more people to visit my blog? (other than posting a link here)

Can I stick him in the dungeon/basement?

I need to save what you just said for the future, I will probably need this a lot. Thanks for the advice!

Anybody has tips to can-opening with a shoe? My thanks in advance.

May I suggest [Duckduckgo.com] ?

Apparently, my raging apathy that just won't let me give a damn about anything even if I try.

My cuddly cat likes to cover me in her fur so remind me to stay away from you.

I like a good sense of humor, problem is that such an overused joke (refer to the four or five people) just makes it bad and stops being funny.

I agree and would really like that.

That saddens me, I like throwing things at people.

As long as no wise guy decides to come along and say kryptonite.

Is this supposed to be a game about doing nothing?

Something I do for the Microwave, I just set it to the amount of time I need and start petting my cat until it's done.

Someone give this man a star!

(Sorry, wrong reply)

Suddenly segfault.

So no more snowball fights?

Great, I look forward to it.

When are we going to get to take a look at a comparison between Deck.js, Imress.js, [Dizzy.js] and other .js type things that let you make browser friendly presentations?