Who's fault is it that your butt is paradox shaped?

Glad to see that they are earning some cash somehow.

Hey, I'm selling a lung for the new iPad, it's for a good cause because it's an iPad.

Except that now, it looks like a video game store.

TV, iPad, alarm clock.

I thought the Android Market was going to be Google Play, is everything I know a lie?!

And most smart thieves wouldn't bother with an iDevice.

I was original before bacon.

I would need to get inside the Dodge Challenger to freak.

I wouldn't trust anything with Challenger in its name.

Nobody is original, not even this post.

I'm not talking.

Which is why the first smart thing one can do after stealing an iOS device is restore it.

Meanwhile in a parallel universe...

Unfortunately, only the original Be Original desktop will be original because all the other Be Original desktops will be copying the original... I like the word original.

Yes.

I still enjoy the local backups that my computer keeps... Oh, and music syncing.

TOMNIRHD 4G for short.

A Fox News editor's brain.

I counter your tumbleweed with a desert.