I can't help but think that I want to call the shutdown icon "Kill it with fire"

Good question, let me answer that with a cricket. *chirp chirp chirp*

Hold on, my glasses just got cancer.

I wouldn't mind an iPod touché, my best zingers always seem to be when nobody's around.

Wait... Mat's wearing someone?

Too old and yet, too young to be sold to collectors for enormous amounts. Wait 20 years and sell it at a much higher price... That's how it works, right?

I have never seen this on Mythbusters.

I think I have already seen this tip here... Or was it on Giz? I don't remember anymore.

"Turn left in 30 meters."

And what if Apple decided that we would be better off with the home button in landscape mode?

Buy ALL THE SONGS!

Dangit, I guess I'll have to try with 36.

Aww, where's the fun if I can't even legally reach 37? 37 is a fun number :(

If I have a strange affinity towards knives, is it ok if (with the appropriate law of course) I stab a trespasser 37 times in the chest?

What would be a good way to get more people to visit my blog? (other than posting a link here)

Can I stick him in the dungeon/basement?

I need to save what you just said for the future, I will probably need this a lot. Thanks for the advice!

Anybody has tips to can-opening with a shoe? My thanks in advance.

May I suggest [Duckduckgo.com] ?

Apparently, my raging apathy that just won't let me give a damn about anything even if I try.