Wow, you know many languages! Very impressive.

“Isn’t she hot? If I were a player and not the DM, I’d totally date her.”

“She’s as hot as my daughter, I’d totally do her... Ivankadis, not my daughter...”

“What’s our quest young ranger?”

Toss in Adderall and you also have a running PED issue.

Next up for bookies - the over/under on how many times this comment will elicit the whizzing sound of a joke going over peole’s heads.

Dark Legacy Comics, talked about this in their most recent comic yesterday.

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

Why indeed.

Vous prendrez votre québécois et vous l’aimerez.

Errr for me these seem to be Flintstones remixes...

I think that’s why older me is turned off from large AAA titles. I like laid back titles and ones that are less aggressive but there are a few that I do get into and enjoy. Like the idea of Fallout 4 and Witcher 3 just freaks me out to the point that I avoid them.

I think 20 year old me would have been all over this, but older me gets enough stress and freakouts at work.

Ah, my apologies, small correction: I haven't actually done my homework but I spoke with the dog, who confirmed he was probably going to eat it.

I don’t know, it’s just way to PC and nonsensical. What’s wrong with playing a character of the opposite sex? I don’t play Tomb Raider and think, man why am I a chick, I’m engage by the idea of playing the role of another character. So I mean why change it?

Don’t be a fucking moron...

Well if he needs to do it for his health more power to him. He doesn’t owe people his attention.

a muppet can tell me i’ve got cancer and i’d still enjoy the meeting