krelboyne
krelboyne
krelboyne

"The thing about females is... they deserve to be able to walk home alone at night without fear."

Miscellany: Chris Evans, 2-dimensional heartthrob

It's almost cute how they don't realize Hitler and his band of merry Nazis wanted to eliminate them from existence. Kind of like how the internet loves cats.

No, and fuck you. Jezebel should be able to post articles about whatever they damn well please without having to deal with rape gifs and gore porn and whatever the fuck else. Those are being used as a silencing tool, and your comment is no better.

any future offspring may well get my last name to prove I can.

kill yourself.

Oh, my God, this fan fiction: "Maybe he said something like, 'Nice way for a mother to behave.'" Jezebel, if you're going to just indulge in making shit up about celebrities, why not go all the way? MAYBE SOLANGE WAS POSSESSED BY A VENGEFUL GHOST.

I think it's difficult for most people to admit their ignorance the way that Kim Kardashian has with regard to racism. I don't understand the instinct to mock someone for this. Thinking that these issues are everyone else's problem is not actually that uncommon, especially for this generation. So good for her for

We say "like a pretzel" or "criss cross apple sauce" now.

We get it. You really really really want to be the next MoGlo. You can quit it with the shitty offensive jokes now.

No! Bad Portland! Stop this right now. You are shaming the good people of Oregon.

How long before you think some eco hipster wanders into the bar and whines, "Is this vegan?"