I’m sitting in a hipster coffee shop and John Cena is being super fucking nice to everyone.

My friend calls Anti-vaxxers “Child Death Advocates.” I think that has a certain ring to it. 

whoever says it the most is having an affair.  will bet you $5 that family is destroyed within 2 years

Great write up Luis, but I think there is something fundamentally missing in any “Monday Night War 2.0" type analysis. The environment of the business has fundamentally changed. When we watched 1996-1999 (Once Bish was gone and Russo was running the asylum it was over) they were head to head, in an environment where…

A thousand dollars for a stand.

“I noticed an air of superiority in the lawyer, so I decided to whip him down a few pegs.”

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

Jesus fisting your engine is pretty bad, but I kinda like the other two.

This dumb dumb team. This goddamn Fyre Festival of a sports franchise.

CES has allowed oral sex simulator and other sex toys and VR porn in recent years so this is pretty hypocritical.

You’re joking...right?

This is an excellent comment. Sadly I think it flu over the heads of many readers. 

Nice! I say their first three games are played against the Canadiens to see who really won the 1919 Stanley Cup. Influenza be damned!

Look at all his majesty. Those peasants in their thatched roof cottages don’t stand a chance.

Sounds like a case for the Boxcar Kids!

Good suggestion!

I also came across this cat, which also seems weirdly appropriate.

This is definitely a normal and appropriate internet comment.

Brett Kavanaugh is probably gonna need a publicist...