You lost me at "The best ketchup chips are made by Lay’s" … Clearly it is Old Dutch.

Ok so, Daenerys is Jon Snow's aunt then, right? Whoa.

I don't think the author's comment about Sansa's letter not being to Littlefinger is correct. She sent the covert letter with a raven after Brienne had left; Brienne was already going to Riverrun for the purpose of getting Blackfish so she would have already had a letter saying so.
I'm sure the secret letter has to got…

I suppose it was, yeah. Although it's the same length as "2". But some of it was those radio station bits.

Huh, his first album was "Rock And Roll Nightclub". This is his third. Anyway. Great stuff.