Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

Me as a Packers fan....

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

Great googly moogly.

My sources tell me Goodell heard about the horrible conditions a while ago but waited until he had video proof before making such a drastic move.

“God damn it.”

I fucking hate this guy. BTW sign this petition!

Good Kinja.

It’s burns like this that make me glad I can’t read.

If you’re dating a woman that’s way out of your league, ask her to marry you.

Sam, I know you’re new here, but the house style guide specifically states that at no point are Russell Wilson and effusive praise to be used in relation to one another. Important to study up.

Wilson worked hard on this speech. He read through a ton of Google search results to find it.