Okay, I was wondering if I really lost track of time that much. The intro section felt really short.

I think it is important to remind the world that, as much as I love Burneko, this isn’t the first objectively shitty opinion he’s had.

So this means you are pretty much a garbage human being and you don’t like fun.

This is a bad thing and it shouldn’t have been written

It’s okay to be wrong Burneko.

I’m sorry about how wrong you are. I will mourn for you/with you about it.

...for like a minute and then I’m gonna go back to BotW. Cool? Cool.

Guys, Albert Burneko isn’t a joykill! He just feels passionately about... *reads article*

Jesus, what is this fucking guy’s problem?

Were you trying to make the review as dull and same-y and tedious as you claim the game is? Is this a medium-is-the-message thing?

Counterpoint: You’re a fucking monster?

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

You can’t possibly be a real person who actually thinks this.

How fat are you that your ass hangs down almost to water level??

You know about time zones, right?