Yo, so I skillfully combined two memes in one: ‘How it feels to listen to a podcast’ & ‘woman laughing alone with salad’. I’m ... a very lonely person.

I never said that, this blog is fake news.

i will not post the one where i look “nuts” but here’s this one:

that was all part of their “gay agenda” though.

Everyone is all like “finally not political like Beyoncé!”

ARe we also gonna get a remix version(s) of Shia punching the Nazi?

Every time Bono bellows “TONIGHT THANK GOD IT’S THEM INSTEAD OF YOUUUUUU!!!!” I’m like, what the fuck is going on here?!?!?

OK, but what if they do a White House episode?

In 2012 (?) and always:

The comedian Brian Posehn used to have a bit about being bad at bigotry; e.g., whenever he saw a gay couple he’d yell “Go back to Mexico!” at them.

I thought he was a great choice for this monologue, I am a fan of Ansari. He is insightful and cutting but just so gosh darn nice, his humor, even about tough topics, makes me feel like we’re all going to be just fine.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

She should have been president. I hate that Trump is making me miss the Bush years.

Not a requirement but it is expected protocol. Like releasing your tax returns when you’re running for president...

She would have been such a good president.

“I’m a lifelong Dem and I recognize that Republicans have us beat on this”

I’m sort of baffled by the characterizations of these marches as being ‘white women things’. The one I went to in Cleveland seemed incredibly inclusive. There were Black Lives Matter people, gay people, trans-rights and trans people, people with disabilities, young people, old people, everyone was represented.…

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