i’m in the midst of planning a haunted house and we’re using these events as information/ backstory so my take is: creepy clowns, keep it up (until November 1st!)

a transcript of my mom and my conversation about this:

the pizza in st louis is an ABOMINATION. I once called my mom sobbing about it while i was taking classes there.

hell fuckin yeah omg jez bffs 4eva

holy shit are u in high school?? me too!! i’ve never seen anyone else my age in the comment section and i’ve been reading jez for 3 years! this is so exciting <3

Can someone explain the Hamilton Nolan thing to me? As a long-time Jez reader who has avoided gawker at all costs, I want to laugh at these jokes but it feels hollow not knowing the background. Do we really hate him? Is it just good-natured ribbing? Let me in on this joke, PLEASE! I promise I’m super fun and cool!

what age/grade do you teach?