“NO ONE CAN FORCE YOU TO HAVE AN ABORTION. NO ONE — NOT A PARENT, NOT A HUSBAND, NOT A BOYFRIEND — NO ONE.”

I hated Skipper and her massive, flat feet and cankles. And I hated Barbie and her ridiculously tiny ankles and tiptoed tiny feet. So I ignored them for the most part except when I got together with my friends to stage Ken-Barbie-Skipper group sex orgies, or to cut their hair and dye it with food colouring.

I remain steadfast in my belief that Arizona is the worst state.

Has Don Harris made a rude comment about her tits yet?

Yup. If you have to tell people you’re nice/smart/rich/pretty, you’re not.

The more someone insists they’re “one of the good ones,” a “nice guy,” the more I become convinced there is a torture basement in their residence.

Oh Jesus Christ - in Florida they can’t even get earned sick days. The legislature just turned it down AGAIN, saying it would be a hardship on businesses. You know what else is a hardship? Losing your business because you insist employees come to work sick so they can potentially KILL people who have suppressed immune…

Agreed...except for the “pro-life” part. They aren’t pro-life, they are pro fetus. Anyone post-birth is on their own, friend.

I think he likes to stoke the racial hatred of a broad swathe of white people who are struggling economically either currently or are in entrenched poverty. I wish they would seek real change and a candidate that wants to materially improve their lives but that would require real change. No GOP candidate wants to…

“I like him because he’s a businessman,” said North Carolinian Linda Wilkerson. “He does what he says he’s going to do. I’ve seen him lose a ton of money and bounce back. We’re in terrible financial debt. I hope he can bail us out.”

“The Legislature finds that [...]”

And those allowances are, “We’re going to fuck around with writing letters before we can save you from death or disability.” It’s just phenomenal all around.

My main creator was a woman who had every right in the world to choose to have me. They can all suck my non existent dick I am so beyond over this! >:|

“The Legislature finds that all human life comes from the Creator, has an inherent value that cannot be quantified by man, and begins at the earliest biological development of a fertilized human egg,” the bill reads.

Surely you can also send a hearty fuck you to the people in Florida who voted for these politicians and want them to do precisely this. Because this fuckery doesn’t exist in a political vacuum.

inherent value that cannot be quantified by man

This seems highly unconstitutional. Not only because of Roe vs. Wade, but I don’t think that incorporating Creationism into legislation is kosher either;

“The Legislature finds that all human life comes from the Creator, has an inherent value that cannot be quantified by man, and begins at the earliest biological development of a fertilized human egg,” the bill reads.

I’m not a legal or political expert, so I don’t understand how things like this can even be proposed when Roe v. Wade is the law of the land. Any insight?