Holy crap I wish PA had a similar system. Instead of career politicians cruising on the state dime, they could hold real jobs like their constituents.

I have to say, I love the locked-in salary and part-time status.

It puts the dentures in the cup.

I’m so glad you said that, I just texted my wife to suggest going for a steak for dinner

Especially since we* do it, but if an actual black person mentions slavery it’s “omg that was like 200 years ago get over it already.”

Oh my god. It’s not abortion that is the great evil of this generation.

Well, I’ve done vast quantities of heroin and can attest to the incapacitative qualities of injectable opiates! Woo doggy! I might as well have been a box of kleenex.

I don’t know about every one else, but... #RollsEyes

At what point did the State of the Union Address devolve into a beauty pageant complete with surprise guests in the audience?* The original idea was for the president to inform Congress of the actual state of the union and propose a program for the coming year. Not a show and tell for both sides to parade their…

Reason # 4,302,098 not to go on Cruises.

I’d like that “good citizen’s” name released.

begged to use the phone to call the police, and he’d refused: “He was acting like he was drunk.”

Yes, because drunk people never have emergencies, too.

Just think, if these people were poor, semi-mentally-incapacitated, and living in small town Wisconsin that kid would already be in jail for life.

No, he deserved an Oscar for both “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” and “The Aviator”. If (*coughs*when*coughs*) he wins for the Revenant, I’ll treat this like I treated Denzel Washington’s win for “Training Day”... I’ll pretend he won for one of his better performances (in Denzel’s case, “Malcolm X”).

He takes a time-honoured political stance known as ‘Fuck you, I got mine’.

Lot of people on the GOP side who climbed a ladder to get where they are, and want to get elected so they can pull it up behind them.

This dumb fuck is the son of a cuban citizen who obtained political asylum here in the states, you would think of ALL people he would be a bit more sensitive to needs to immigrants. He is the worst kind of human trash, a rat faced hypocrite.

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a boardroom brawl

Am I old? Who are these people?

“I’m just telling you what my childhood was like. Not my childhood, but someone else’s.”