I’m just being a cunt about him?

I’ve always thought of him as the dog that’s too dumb to play fetch.

As someone with turnip in their name I don’t want you to take this the wrong way but he’s basically a human potato.

“Adult roommate” is such a perfect description of my dad, if by “roommate” you also mean someone who doesn’t pay rent consistently, never cooks, cleans, or wants to go out. My dad nevers want to spend any time with his four kids, even when we’re all home. Seriously, he can’t even be bothered to watch us all open our…

“My wife is looking out for her own interests for once! I kind of supportthat, I guess! Cookie now, please!”

It reminds me of a guy I knew for most of my childhood. His dad was rarely around, even when he was home. One of those “spend time with my kids only when I want to and on my terms” types. By the time we were in college his folks divorced and it came out that he hated his dad for acting more like an adult roommate than…

Wow. I would have guessed Zoe and and Ilana were younger, because of how recently they played younger seeming characters. I would have guessed Scarlett and and Kate were older. With Scarlett, it’s not because she looks older, but because of the length of her career. With Kate it might partially be because she’s…

It’s so frustrating whenever these clueless dads think they deserve a medal for acting like, you know, a parent.

What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

She’s been around for about 16 years, so naturally she would be in her late 30's/early 40's. Except that you realize that she only looked like she was in her early to mid 20's in Lost in Translation but she was only 19.

Similarly, I bet a lot of people wouldn’t guess that Drew Barrymore’s only 42.

No I just thought Zoe was only like 22 but I got that wrong.

Nothing about this makes sense I thought they were all much younger than me except ScarJo.

We live in a post J. Law world now where age is irrelevant.

She started in movies young and played older roles than her actual age. Her characters went from a couple years of early teens to two decades of 20-somethings.

I don’t know if it is her hair or something else, but ScarJo has always seemed older than her actual age.

Wow, I....I was so wrong.

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.

none of their ages.....make..........sense

I feel like scarJo is to old to be hanging around with Zoe Kravitz.