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Posting this just because.

But Naomi normally gets along with everyone.

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I think this is great, because it will ensure that there are less kids in the theatres without jungle gyms.

I’m not that great at chopping wood but I can do it safely and efficiently enough if I have to. That said, I fucking hate being around dudes chopping wood because their axe skills leave me in a state of horror. Have you ever seen a self inflicted axe wound??? And of course I’m the only one with first aid training too..

Splitting wood is fine and dandy but the real fun is in felling trees. One of the best weekends I’ve ever spent was in full protective gear and a diesel chainsaw, let loose on a small plantation. Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive but to be a lumberjack was very heaven. I wonder if I missed my true calling by

You are so wrong.

Don’t you dare take that scene away from me and my eyeballs.

That entire Avengers sequence at the farm was the stupidest thing in what was an entirely forgettable movie. Whoever wrote that part of the movie needs to get his writer’s card revoked. I’m looking at you, Joss. That was pure garbage.

WELL CLEARLY THEY ALREADY WEAKENED IT FOR YOU GOSH

women are too emotional to chop wood lololololol

That’w what I heard, it’s 90% technique (assuming you have the right tool), and 10% actual strength.

K so none of my male friends have children yet but we rented a cottage last summer that had a wood stove. I was being Cottage Mom and unpacking groceries while 6 grown men tried and failed to split this one piece of timber for like 10 straight mins. (They chose one with a knot in it...inexperience showing.) At this

* collects all the male tears in an artisan-crafted urn *

Lol. Omg I am watching this on mute, but I still burst out laughing. So good. That scene where he is at the school? Hahahaha

The women writers leave for a day and already the men of this site can’t stop talking about their dicks.

It’s an expression of their economic anxiety.

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I see your wood chopping and raise you one Jonad.