as ripley said to the android bishop
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Not to mention - JUICE ISN’T low in calories. It’s fruit sugar (fructose) and you’re healthier EATING THE DAMN FRUIT. Fiber and all.
I am not a fan of her music, but her prusuit of this fight has made me a fan of her as a person. Fuck this dude! Turkey and a diet coke is too calorie rich? That is just fucking absurd.
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That sounds amazing, I’m jealous.
YES!!! Honestly, I hate watched the first season and prob will the 2nd as well, but if they had a show where it was Claire and Gillian Jacobs as roommates just dating guys and navigating LA, like a gender-reversed Seinfeld, I would fucking love it.
She gets it.
I’m getting more of a Airplane 2 vibe from this. And don’t call me Shirley.
SNA (fuck John Wayne) is a pretty busy commercial airport. A dude with his history has no business flying there.
I hate to say it, but that’s a pretty big fuck up. It’s not like he doesn’t fly in and out of that airport frequently, or does he? Maybe it’s time to only fly into those little podunk airports out in the sticks, Harrison. Yer gonna be that pilot in Airplane ‘75.
I have some news, you might want to sit down for this...
You say “taxiway”, I say “alternative runway.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh god I love her!!! I don’t watch Love but I went to her stand up in Melbourne years ago, she is the most amazing human. The first show I saw she performed as this girl who’d been raised in a cult who lived in an underwater city, to this day it is still the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. I want her to turn it into a…
I feel like the opinion of ‘these people are unlikable in the most awful ways, and I don’t know why I watched them but I will absolutely watch season two’ is the universal reaction to this show.
I hate this show i hate this show i hate this show.
