not sure what you teach (obv.) but the Oryx and Crake trilogy belongs on there as well.

As a currently pregnant person, I’d like to tell this man to fuck the fuck off with his host bullshit. I wanted this baby and pregnancy is miserable as FUCK. This isn’t hosting, this is being bled fucking dry by a goddamned alien (if you’re reading this in the future, little dude, just know that I mean every fucking…

This guy said all kinds of stupid bullshit, BUT: I fucking hate being pregnant, you guys. I 100% feel like I am an unwilling host, unable to control anything about my body, and I really want this fetus to be done growing and get the fuck out of me (23 more weeks to go!). I’ve come to terms with hating this fucking…

This is timely for me! I don’t have a response because my beloved MUFE has lately begun irritating my eyes. But for that reason, I’m also looking forward to seeing the answers! Maybe one of them will be good for my oily but super-sensitive self.

This is timely for me! I don’t have a response because my beloved MUFE has lately begun irritating my eyes. But for…

This is a very good question. I, too, would like to know the answer.

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

my GF asked me for a copy of The Handmaid’s Tale for Valentine’s Day.

This hits home. When I was a young pup out of school, I almost started an international incident by fucking up an introduction with a Chinese client. I got myself a book about international business etiquette and it has served me well. I don’t get how a man who has conducted business on multiple continents doesn’t…

I have to write a paper for my Business Communications class on Cultural Sensitivity and with Trump, it’s practically writing itself. I’m sure the protocol office is laughing/crying.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

This is so deliciously good.

not as awesome as he sounds. especially not lately...

A coworker of mine voted for Trump because he believed he was going to be tough on Russia.

My Dad wouldn’t vote for HRC because he was worried about how she would deal with North Korea. I do not see how this is better.

Under FERPA, I do more to hide my students’ grades and id numbers than this jackass does to hide classified information that might keep us all from dying. JFC.

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

Nothing against Solange, but “Needed Me” (aka the We Aren’t Dating national anthem) deserved a Grammy.

Oh no a dude doesn’t like Bey’s album about being betrayed by her husband.