It’s more that the school chaplain says these things and the students just parrot it. It’s a conservative religious school, and their parents are paying a hell of a lot of money (more than I earn) for them to learn these things I guess. I just wish they’d stop parroting homophobic rhetoric and start parroting Euclid’s…

Yep. I was in throughout school, and, now I’m a teacher, I’m in at work too. I keep my social circles strictly segregated so my colleagues don’t find out, and I’m not actually sure about how many of my friends know/think/guess I’m a lesbian. I haven’t had a relationship (or even a shag) in a very long time, and guess…

time (warp) out

Would you say Debra is... messing with Susan Sarandon?

nope

Now that’s a train I’d rather be pushed in front of.

I’ve never seen everything I love drawn in blood before. New tattoo idea!

Um, I always thought I was a Hufflepuff but I re-did the Pottermore test and got sorted to Slytherin.

When I drove for Lyft & Uber, especially just starting out, I would get nervous when I picked up a pretty girl on campus and I would absolutely fuck up my route if she was making light convo- I’m a dork and bad with social interaction in general.

i am here for this

you okay?

these clowns aren’t real clowns?

they should cast Zoe Saldana instead

not even that parody twitter account of Clownface Von Fuckstick could keep going

it me

Yeah, I sucked my thumb until I was old enough to remember it now. My parents said if I didn’t suck if for three months then I could get my ears pierced. It worked like a charm! I was even the first one of my friends to get my ears pierced #lifegoals

I saw Solange play New Years’ Eve 2013 in Australia and her set was so. fucking. cool. She was one of the highlights of the festival.

I think I still have my bottle of Paris Hilton Eau de Toilette somewhere...