krazinator
as ripley said to the android bishop
krazinator

I like to think they were deliberately making an easy costume for halloween.

“I thought it was reasonable for him to penetrate you for a few more minutes if he was going to finish.”

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“Your shoe seems to have the ballistic capabilities of a .38 revolver.”

I work at a boarding school and I can assure you that the marvel and sherlock fandoms are truly alive amongst the teenz (I used a z because I too am hip and with it)

If, by chance, you seek an excuse to spend the rest of your Sunday evening watching Empire Records and The Craft back-to-back, know that your pal Rachel has got you.

My dad once borrowed the Spice Girls’ second album from the library and recorded it onto cassette as a surprise for me. Like, he full on sat there listening and making sure that it all recorded properly and didn’t let anyone else make any noise until it was finished.

it’s because he knows the dirty things going through your mind and is being a sarcastic arse and making you laugh in public

Me to all those fucktards: Are you in the relationship? Like, there all the time? No?

wait all I see is the CMT Music Awards photo backdrop

They’re to give to Dumbledore, she just misjudged sizes.

Paris Hilton

no shame

No, this is