Yeah, good for her! I can’t imagine what she must have been going through every. single. goddamn. day. And best wishes for you!

Get the London look

Thanks bro!

Go team!

Who?

I didn’t realise that Khloe is Canadian.

Well, the government is working on privatising everything, our recent Prime Minister was a mix of Donald Trump and Bush Jr. and our population seems to be increasingly nationalistic and xenophobic (and weirdly proud of these things - see the Cronulla riots and everyday racial abuse on public transport, etc.). Everyone…

We’re more like the USA to New Zealand’s Canada.

Noel Fielding could have a weirdly sexy moment with a small rock. Or a can of tuna. Or my glasses case.

Iggy’s got moves

No, don’t worry! I just hadn’t realised that people ACTUALLY think like that.

That link was disturbing. I feel dirty now.

At first I thought that was Jeremy Piven, but then I realised that it was (haaaaave you met) Ted Mosby. And his sole line of dialogue is ‘Blood is not green or blue. It’s all one colour.’

I wish he’d cover up the movie version of Daredevil

Ricky Gervais could have had a field day with what Matt Damon’s said and done this year, but went with Ben Affleck? Um?

I’ll just leave this here...