Awkward Tan Lines 101

I ’ve never had pie. I mean it! Not any kind of pie! Nothing against pie, I’ve just never gotten around to it.

A Zayn is a guy that thinks he’s fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talkin’ about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So (no)

“[Harry] has thought all along that Kendall is hot and was sort of just waiting for a chance to spend more time with her again,”

Yep. Why is white skin treated as the default? Even for Egyptian gods.

that’s why he’s appealing

fuck you reminded me i have to go pick my collagens

Yes!

Dude’s smizing like his rent is due tomorrow

5SOS are also big Creed and Nickelback fans. “I think Australians are just naturally addicted to cock rock,” says Hood. “Because I fuckin’ love it.”

That’s how I plan to go.

It’s Go Fish but nobody tells you the rules and the other players fuck you over and cheat as a matter of course.

But Hashtag, while retro, brings to mind relatedness and communication skills.

‘Tis the season.

Ahh, “She Who Must Be Avoided”.