I’m tossing up between Spork and Hashtag, personally.

The translator then removes the crown from Miss Colombia, then places it on Miss Philippines’ head. IT’S CRUSHING TO WATCH!

Will it be as good as this?

politely left on my bedside table

I feel like he’s Chad Michael Murray and needs Hillary (Duff) to tell him that it’s okay to want something different to what his Dad wants.

OH MY GOD THIS IS WHY MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

I’m a STEM major, but have always been weirdly gullible about things, like, my granddad told me when I was about ten that if you pop those seaweed things then your toes will fall off. I only actually thought about the validity of his claim when I was 23. All of the missed popping opportunities!

for fuck’s sake

Well, I do, now.

• Courteney Cox and Matt LeBlanc are literally dating.

Jesse Williams. Beautiful in every way :)

t(-.-t)

ily